<p>Seriously. What would you do.</p>
<p>I was never a fan of Klondike Bars…</p>
<p>I’ll just go hide under a safe rock now</p>
<p>Pay for them at the store.</p>
<p>One doesn’t acquire Klondike bars by simply “paying for them”.</p>
<p>Anything.</p>
<p>jk</p>
<p>Steal them from the factory instead, definitely more bad***.</p>
<p>Klondike bars are pretty darn good! </p>
<p>I’d steal one…from my fridge (pretty B.A., huh?)</p>
<p>Steal one from someone else’s fridge. Even more B.A.</p>
<p>Steal them from someone else’s freezer. Most B.A.</p>
<p>I’d mug someone who steals ice cream from other people’s fridges.</p>
<p>@bleach ARE WE THE SAME PERSON OR WHAT</p>
<p>In this weather? I would trade it for a hot cup of tea. In the summer, though, I would break into the White House for one.</p>