<p>well, in the tone of seriousness… what I would do now for brown would be to relive my past, trying harder and buckling down. My attituted in high school was mostly to take every single opportunity I was given, for better or worse, and see what became of it. For this, my grades have suffered, I have met amazing people, I have challenged myself, and I have not made honor role. Realizing how much others have given their entire lives is eye- opening, and is a truly humbling experiece (skyworthy, you blow my mind). Maintaining that focus for so long and never wavering is a feat worthy of great respect. Yet, realizing we are all individuals worth living out our dreams for, we shouldn’t be living life to make the arbitrary guillotine of higher education; brown should e fightin for us. So here’s to everybody who has and ever will apply to Brown, whether accepted or rejected- cheers to many years of life, love, and the pursuit of happiness!</p>
<p>I guess the word would be ANYTHING…
but to be particular, maybe i’d play basketball or run for continuous 5000 m (so far my best record is 3000 m and basketball for someone who has my height is definitely a nightmare).</p>
<p>good enough for Brown: SAT 2360, ACT 36, PSAT 235, National Merit Scholar, Top 100 Public School in nation, GPA 4.3 (Weighted) , top 10% (out of 450) for sure (top 5% maybe); More than 10 APs (distinct AP scholar); 10 college credits (all As). Many extra-curriculums beyond count.</p>
<p>I would sit in my room and eat nothing but bread and water and talk to no one for the whole summer leading up to college. Literally anything! haha</p>
<p>I would donate my first born child to Jerry Sandusky’s personal collection.
I would vote for Bachmann.
I would sell my dog into slavery.
I would eat my television.
I would sleep standing up for the next year.
I would drive my car only in reverse.
I would invent a chocolate nacho and actually eat it.
I would tear up the pages of Crime and Punishment and funnel the remains into my nostril… all 500 pages worth.
I would wash my hair with toilet water.
I would spend an entire school day licking my desk.</p>
<p>I would strip at school (provided I knew I wouldn’t get any disciplinary actions).
I would curse on live TV.
I would set my entire body on fire for ten seconds.
I would drink urine - probably just a gallon, though.
I would get a huge Brown University tattoo on my back (though I’d probably try to get it removed after getting in).
I would seduce all of the Brown admissions faculty.
I would rent out my uterus (pfft, who cares if I’m a guy?).
I would wrestle an alligator (and win).
I would cut off my d*** (by this I mean that I would cut off the DIAL of my watch - I wouldn’t be keeping much track of time anyway).</p>
<p>^Oh, and the reason I said the thing about the disciplinary actions was that if I got them, I would probably get rescinded from Brown. Otherwise, pshaw!</p>
<p>I would streak naked through Time Square on New Year’s Eve.
I would yell BOMB inside the Pentagon.
I would basically risk my well being to go to Brown</p>