What would YOU do to get into Brown?

<p>maybe pay like 250,000 for tuition, room, personal expenses and travel for the 4 years I’ll spend there? </p>

<p>never thought a school would be worth that much but then again it’s Brown and I don’t really have any other alternatives of similar level…</p>

<p>I’d get good grades, maintain a good gpa, do some awesome extra curriculars and show passion in a subject. And most importantly:</p>

<p>Stand out.</p>

<p>well, in the tone of seriousness… what I would do now for brown would be to relive my past, trying harder and buckling down. My attituted in high school was mostly to take every single opportunity I was given, for better or worse, and see what became of it. For this, my grades have suffered, I have met amazing people, I have challenged myself, and I have not made honor role. Realizing how much others have given their entire lives is eye- opening, and is a truly humbling experiece (skyworthy, you blow my mind). Maintaining that focus for so long and never wavering is a feat worthy of great respect. Yet, realizing we are all individuals worth living out our dreams for, we shouldn’t be living life to make the arbitrary guillotine of higher education; brown should e fightin for us. So here’s to everybody who has and ever will apply to Brown, whether accepted or rejected- cheers to many years of life, love, and the pursuit of happiness!</p>

<p>I guess the word would be ANYTHING…
but to be particular, maybe i’d play basketball or run for continuous 5000 m (so far my best record is 3000 m and basketball for someone who has my height is definitely a nightmare).</p>

<p>I would eat a live gold fish and shave my head :slight_smile: I love Brown!</p>

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<p>I would bite off my own pinky and eat it raw</p>

<p>I would set part of my body on fire for a minute</p>

<p>I would lick a hobos foot</p>

<p>I would sustain bullet wounds</p>

<p>I would drink urine- probably just a small sip though</p>

<p>I would ride an ostrich into my highschool… Naked </p>

<p>In summary I would do anything to be guaranteed admission! I loooooooove Brown!</p>

<p>I would cut off a limb.</p>

<p>good enough for Brown: SAT 2360, ACT 36, PSAT 235, National Merit Scholar, Top 100 Public School in nation, GPA 4.3 (Weighted) , top 10% (out of 450) for sure (top 5% maybe); More than 10 APs (distinct AP scholar); 10 college credits (all As). Many extra-curriculums beyond count.</p>

<p>I would sit in my room and eat nothing but bread and water and talk to no one for the whole summer leading up to college. Literally anything! haha</p>

<p>I would sacrifice a small goat to occult forces.</p>

<p>I would donate my first born child to Jerry Sandusky’s personal collection.
I would vote for Bachmann.
I would sell my dog into slavery.
I would eat my television.
I would sleep standing up for the next year.
I would drive my car only in reverse.
I would invent a chocolate nacho and actually eat it.
I would tear up the pages of Crime and Punishment and funnel the remains into my nostril… all 500 pages worth.
I would wash my hair with toilet water.
I would spend an entire school day licking my desk.</p>

<p>I’m kidding of course… on all counts</p>

<p>I would go on a juice fast for the rest of my life</p>

<p>I would run outside naked yelling FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM</p>

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<p>wavylays94 isn’t kidding. :p</p>

<p>I would strip at school (provided I knew I wouldn’t get any disciplinary actions).
I would curse on live TV.
I would set my entire body on fire for ten seconds.
I would drink urine - probably just a gallon, though.
I would get a huge Brown University tattoo on my back (though I’d probably try to get it removed after getting in).
I would seduce all of the Brown admissions faculty.
I would rent out my uterus (pfft, who cares if I’m a guy?).
I would wrestle an alligator (and win).
I would cut off my d*** (by this I mean that I would cut off the DIAL of my watch - I wouldn’t be keeping much track of time anyway).</p>

<p>Oh, and I’m not kidding.</p>

<p>“I would strip at school (provided I knew I wouldn’t get any disciplinary actions).”</p>

<p>Watch out everybody, we’ve got a badass over here.</p>

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<p>I’d find the most adorable dog in the world, and kill it with fire. Then I’d eat its remains for lunch.</p>

<p>^Oh, and the reason I said the thing about the disciplinary actions was that if I got them, I would probably get rescinded from Brown. Otherwise, pshaw!</p>

<p>I would streak naked through Time Square on New Year’s Eve.
I would yell BOMB inside the Pentagon.
I would basically risk my well being to go to Brown</p>