What would YOU do to get into Brown?

<p>I totally didn’t know only two people were chosen to do it!</p>

<p>I was under the assumption that a group would sort of… make its way around campus ( ; Haha</p>

<p>I asked my interviewer about it and she gave me an awkward “haha.”</p>

<p>Spend 2 weeks in Costa Rica volunteering, oh wait already did that. :smiley:
I actually had a great time there and considering going back this summer.</p>

<p>Haha AvidStudent… 2 weeks volunteering in Costa Rica actually sounds enjoyable.
I would get Fs in all of my classes for a week, or maybe a month.
I would eat smoked salmon for a month, and that’s saying a lot because smoked salmon makes me want to puke.</p>

<p>I wouldn’t do anything. Brown would have to give me a full ride + stipend for me to go there.</p>

<p>Promise to have a great time and use Brown’s resources to make the best out of my college experience, AND I would actually follow through…</p>

<p>I’d live in a cardboard box, give up my shoes, makeup, and electricity</p>

<p>I’d sleep with an admissions officer, become a vegan, give away my macbook pro, shave my head, and believe in God.</p>

<p>If it meant I would be guaranteed admission to Brown, I would:
While the rest of my high school was unknowingly consuming its lunch, I would ride an peacock into the lunchroom, completely naked, whilst wearing a 5-gallon cowboy hat that I had heavily Bedazzled myself. I would then proceed to do my own rendition of Britney Spears’ Piece of Me while flailing myself around/black girl dancing hardcore.
so yeah…</p>

<p>Oh and Kenzie1992 - you’re brave. There’s no way in **** I would give away my Macbook Pro.</p>

<p>I’d give up MEGAN FOX or JESSICA ALBA, or BOTH! No guy can beat that huh?</p>

<p>wow, giving up megan fox and jessica alba… that’s a hard choice dude…</p>

<p>I would actually consider having any of my toes amputated.
I would attend Republican National Convention. -shudder-
I would never watch Grey’s anatomy or any show/movie with Patrick Dempsey in it again. =(
I would spend a day in a lion cage, complete with lions.
I would bike or walk all the way to Brown (I’m in Louisiana)
Really, you name it, I’ll do it.</p>

<p>Let’s see…
I would eat meat (yes, I’m a vegetarian :().
I would pray to God (not that I don’t believe in him, but I’ve really just never prayed to him).
I would…probably eat someone’s feces.
I would swim with sharks.
I would burn my house down.
I would burn my neighbor’s house down.
I would burn my other neighbor’s house down.
I, too, will walk all the way to Providence (I live in Honduras:)).
I will swim all the way to Providence if needed.
I would steal a bus.
I would park said bus inside my principal’s office.
I would handcuff my principal to the bus.
(but how did I get said handcuffs, you might ask) - I would kidnap a cop.
I would steal the cop’s handcuffs.
I would also steal the cop’s delicious doughnuts (but first I’ll make sure if they have gelatin in them by going all the way to Dunkin Donuts)
At Dunkin Donuts, I’ll knock the attendant unconscious with the handcuffs.
Then, I’ll sneak behind the counter and try ALL the different doughnuts available (gelatin free, of course). I’ll also try all the different ice cream flavors available (damn, I’m naughty ;)).
Then, I’ll take the bus and go to the school (we’re almost there).
At the school, I’ll get all the lockers and toss them outside of the building somehow (perhaps using the bus as aid).
Then, I’ll get all the textbooks available (specially French textbooks) and start a fire by the forest next to school. By doing this, the fire will eventually get all the way to California and, sadly, burn all of California down.
After this, I’ll park the bus in my principal’s office and handcuff her to the bus (but how did my principal get to school if it’s the middle of July, you night ask).
Well, before going to Dunkin Donuts, I stopped by her house and forced her husband to take a shower…with CLOTHES ON!!! Oh nooooo(I’m going to hell).
Anyways, I kidnapped her and then took her to school and handcuffed her to the bus after burning down California. :)</p>

<p>Wow, I LOVE Brown THAT much :slight_smile: I just hope Brown loves me back…perhaps with an acceptance letter?</p>

<p>I’d join as many sports as possible- I know the son of a member on the board of admissions that is VERY into sports( thinks they show perseverance and character, et cetera). I’d play rugby, football, tennis, volleyball-anything. I’d even do crew and curling!!! Haha:)</p>

<p>I would destroy every college ranked above Brown, so that Brown knows that I think it’s number #1 in my mind.</p>

<p>BET YOU HAVEN’T SAID THIS!:</p>

<p>I would get a gender re-assignment surgery!</p>

<p>:P</p>

<p>PS, I’m a male, lol.</p>

<p>I would cause another BP-esque oil spill.</p>

<p>I would vote for Obama. (live in GA, he’d probably lose GA anyway).</p>

<p>I would give up my grand piano <em>sob</em></p>