<p>Depending on genre of course:</p>
<p>Solo rapper: g’ (G. Prime)
Ska: El Pollo Loco
Grunge: Crystal Death
Punk: The Flagellants or Realpolitik 1848</p>
<p>String Theory (yeah, I’m a nerd, so what?)</p>
<p>that still sounds bamf</p>
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<p>**************? That’s a controversial name haha</p>
<p>it must have been a different word</p>
<p>******bag?</p>
<p>Electric Octopus
Has Beens
William C. Bigelow and The Velociraptors
Boston City Massacre</p>
<p>oh so many others… I always wanted to be in a band but no one wants a low brass instrumentalist in their band since I don’t play trombone(ska) or an oboist since it’s the devil’s instruments along with bassoon and piccolo. And no one gets to hear me play piano or mandolin. Cause I don’t let them.</p>
<p>mandolin!? You should join a troubadour troupe! :)</p>
<p>A CAKE-like alternative band: No Soap (because then the Pandora station would be No Soap radio!)
Bad indie band: The Spectacles</p>
<p>The Lackadaisical Daisies.</p>
<p>Victorious Secret</p>
<p>it’s me and my friends Rock Band 2 band :D</p>
<p>Vegetarians with Salmonella
stolen from a friend for a Vampire Weekend-type band.</p>
<p>I also think something like The Boxer Rebellion would be a good name. </p>
<p>I like historical things being the name of bands. Franz Ferdinand - great name.</p>
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<p>I heard this exact joke IRL today.</p>
<p> bump!!! </p>
<p>The Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists</p>
<p>The Boxer Rebellion</p>
<p>The Wanton Wontons
Marie and the Antoinettes
Rumble Roar
Unicorn Nuclear</p>
<p>Cosmic Acupuncture (Psychedelic)
The Sunflowers (Folk)
The Horny Virgins (Punk)
The Law School Dropouts (Indie/Alternative)</p>
<p>Schism the Great
Iconoclasm
Pierre Likes Robes
The Mighty Mackerel
Iridescent Moonlight
Kumquat Upshot</p>
<p>Galileo’s Soul - not quite sure what kind of music it would be
Flossing Topless - grunge</p>
<p>Exponential Sequence</p>