What's a creative to destroy my AP booklet?

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<p>As a junior going into my senior year, I now hate AP tests with all of my heart. I have my AP booklet in my hands right now, and I just can’t find a method of termination that’s stimulating enough to satisfy me. The best method that I’ve come up so far is burning it. I need a better and more creative way to eliminate that evil booklet and fill in the void that bothers me so. Please help me. My life will not reach an absolution unless that AP booklet suffers the fate that it deserves.</p>

<p>Feel me, I took 6 AP tests and they sucked.</p>

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<p>if there’s any road construction going on nearby, throw it under a steamroller. ;D</p>

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<p>If you’re really hardcore…eat it</p>

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<p>Next time you go take a poop:</p>

<p>1) place 12 pages(half the booklet) into the toilet, on water level.</p>

<p>2) sit down, take your poopie over the paper.</p>

<p>3) wipe your butt with the other 12 pages and throw them ontop.</p>

<p>4) flush away the poop sandwhich.</p>

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<p>Go to the beach/woods and make a bonfire with your AP friends. You guys can have an End-of-APs party. :D</p>

<p>But if you’re not up for it, I like Beejay’s idea. :D</p>

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<p>recycle it.</p>

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<p>let a big girl eat it.</p>

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<p>drench it in alcohol and burn it.
if you have access to sodium or potassium, put it in water along with your book and let it explode!</p>

<p>personally, i took all my unused stickers and tagged all my friends.
they are now my property :D</p>

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<p>HAHAHA I love you guys.</p>

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<p>wank then come on ur booklet, then touch the bacck of ur throat and throw up on it, then poop on it, then ****s on it, then throw it in the fire drenched with alcohol and let it burn.</p>

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<p>Shred it and send it back to the CB. :)</p>

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<p>Turn it into confetti and toss it in the air.</p>

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<p>Rip it to pieces, stomp on the pieces for a while, burn them, and finally flush the ashes down the toilet.</p>

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<p>bonfire baby</p>

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<p>Staple it to your teacher’s head and burn him along with it</p>