What's the best text from your college freshman?

Week 3 of the semester, and I just got this text: “Do you know if I packed socks?”

Can anyone beat that?

That’s especially funny considering your profile picture.

Can’t beat it but I will join in. I had to mail D something important that she forgot. Along with the item she actually needed, I threw in some tea bags, face wipes, and (randomly) a new deck of cards that I came across while searching for the packing tape. Her reply: “Thanks. I will start a gambling ring tonight.”

“I just washed my iphone. It was in the washing machine for 20 minutes.”

So I know my kid has already played basketball and gone to a career fair, so the sock question is disconcerting. But also not my problem.

@barfly finally got too cold to wear flip flops?