What's the craziest thing that has happened at your high school?

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>Craziest thing happened sophomore year. </p>

<p>It was a cloudy day, but there was no sign of rain at all. All of a sudden, I heard the loudest boom. At first I thought it was an atom bomb (it was too loud to be a regular bomb and WAY to loud to be a gun) or some kind of mass terrorrist attack. Everyone was scrambling all over, and I was confused until someone said “Thunder!” </p>

<p>Apparently, one lightning bolt hit right on top of a tree. It split the bark into a spiral and caused mild flooding. I go to a Christian school, so, needless to say, I am Muslim now (JK).</p>

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<p>Ahhhhh I’m dying from the stories hahahaha. My school is so boring.</p>

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<p>lmao at the loonlake</p>

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<p>A group of idiot guys my freshman year decided it would be fun to blow up a trash can in the ROTC hallway. There was a tiny explosion and everything even though it wasn’t big enough to start a fire or harm anyone. Needless to say, the boys were all expelled. (I didn’t care that they were expelled because one of them was in my Bio Honors class despite the fact he FAILED regular Bio and he got my class banned from doing labs because he purposedly turned on all the gas knobs while the gas was running in the lab.)</p>

<p>Also, last year my teacher did an afterschool review for math before the exam and about 7 of us were there. Two of the people were apparently dating and we noticed them leave together but didn’t think much of it because afterschool reviews are always informal and people leave to grab sodas and snacks whenever they want. However, these two were gone for awhile so we started wondering where they were. We knew the girl always made innuendos (sp?) and talked like she was promiscuous but we didn’t realize she actually was. Then, right after we started wondering where the couple went, the teacher’s friend teachers came in and said they thought some of his students might be doing something because it wasn’t either of their students. My poor teacher had to go into the men’s bathroom and tap his foot outside the door and really embarrassingly tell them to get out. Apparently the two were doing it in the men’s bathroom stall. It was really awkward because the girl was suspended for two weeks and only five of us were there but the girl was in several of each of our classes. The entire school knew she was the one who got caught doing it in the bathroom by the time she got back to school. People still illude to the incident in her AP classes.</p>

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<p>Oh yeah, also this year a group of guys showed up drunk to relay-for-life and were turned away, then one of them got arrested for DUI because he drove away after not being allowed in. </p>

<p>Also, one year there was a case of TB around AP testing time and people had to get tested right before they took one of the AP tests and everyone in the school was hoping the school would get closed down. </p>

<p>In addition, the fire alarm at my school always goes off, people seem to love pulling it and construction workers always seem to be working on it. I think the fire alarm has gone off about 20 times since we got back from Winter Break and about 60 times since the beginning of the year. Teachers and students don’t even bother moving because it goes off so frequently. One of these days there is going to be a real fire and no one will move because no one thinks its real.</p>

<p>Another one, over half the school this year is in portables because they are doing major construction, but everyone walks over the same wooden walkways because they are the only paths to get them so now they are getting really rickety (sp?). One of the main walkways ended up getting a hole in it from having so much wear, and it was about the right size for a foot to fall through it and the office was too lazy to do anything about it. So, one of the students in my APUSH class decided to jump on it a bunch of times and make the entire plank fall out so that people would notice (and have a harder time walking around it). His only defense for doing it was that then people would have to notice, but thankfully because he tore the entire plank out, someone from the office had to come down and put a board over it until they could replace it. </p>

<p>Oh yeah, this really isn’t crazy but it is annoying because I have this teacher. One of the teachers is so unobservant that she thinks the office call-button isn’t working because it “randomly” goes off when no one is there (which is because people press it as they walk in, and by the time the office answers, they are in their seats, safely away from the button). Also, one student dropped a condom right beside her and she didn’t notice. A person in my class uses chewing tobacco in the middle of class. People loudly tell the answers to people across the room during tests and she’s too busy talking to others to notice. People listen to their ipods and talk/text on their phones and be extremely obvious and she doesn’t notice. Also, obscene pictures are frequently drawn on her board during passing periods. </p>

<p>Plus, several times this year, someone has been putting feces in the hallways. A few months ago there was a pile in the science wing and some girl wearing sandals didn’t see it and stepped in it, then about a week or so ago, a pile was spread around in the math wing. My school is so gross.</p>

<p>As I’m sure you all can tell, my school is pretty insane and I could go on with stories like these pretty much forever. Thank goodness I’ve only got a year left at my stupid school.</p>

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<p>^ Human feces in the halls!? LOL. BLARGHHHGH!!!</p>

<p>Let’s see. The principal of the Catholic high school I attended resigned over accusations of molesting children. He was also a priest. At the same school, the girls’ soccer coach was arrested after trying to solicit sex (online) from an undercover cop who he believed to be a 15-year-old. Then, a janitor/handyman was discovered to have embezzled nearly 900,000 dollars from the school. This particular guy we all knew because he sometimes oversaw the lunches and was a maximum B*TCH. He’d harass people really aggressively over the smallest, most arbitrary rule infractions… Meanwhile, he was secretly stealing from our underfunded, crumbling hole of a school!? I guess he had a long criminal record before he was even hired. This is what the judge said to him: “You can delude yourself, sir, but you cannot delude this court. You’re a thief, sir, and you’ve been a thief your entire life.” Ha, DAMN.</p>

<p>Anyway, that’s all I got… A+ thread, keep posting!!!</p>

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<p>My chem teacher burned down the ceiling when showing us a lab. He put a huge chunk of potassium in a beaker of water and it exploded and burned the ceiling.</p>

<p>Also, this one dude was shooting BBs around school and shot at some guy in a car, but the BB went in the window and hit the dude’s gf. Now she is like blind in 1 eye.</p>

<p>Some kids accused a teacher of inappropiate touching and went to court.</p>

<p>some dude in a school near mines, stole his neighbor’s credit card and identity to start his own pot farm. The neighbors found out and he murdered them.</p>

<p>This one dude, is crazy. he is a pyro. He burned down his house twice. once playing with candles in his buddha shrine and another when cooking chicken that burned and caught on fire which he threw in the trashcan without properly extinguishing it and took a nap.
Then this same dude is obsessed with some girl. He tries all year to hook up. So he writes this letter saying how hot she is, then how he wants to have sex with her, then it goes on saying that he will pay her 1000 to have sex with her, then goes to say that if she doesnt do it, then he will rape her. He gets this letter and soaks it in his semen and then gives it to her. Now is a registered sex offender and has to wear a gps anklet around his leg.</p>

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<p>Um…well I can’t really think of anything. My school is pretty tame…I think within all four years I’ve only seen two fights. Craziest thing so far. No graffiti, no drugs, no alcohol…yeah, we’re pretty sheltered >_></p>

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<p>A couple years ago, this kid got beat to death in a parking lot over an incident in Interact Club. The guy is in jail now.</p>

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<p>One year, a student released pigs with the numbers 1,2, and 4 spray painted on their sides. </p>

<p>The third pig was never found…</p>

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Holy crap elaborate! Did he murder the neighbors or did they murder him? How did they find out? That’s insane.</p>

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<p>We’ve had a bunch of crazy stuff and some really sad stuff, but the best one involved a snake. Our chem teacher keeps pythons (potentially another kind of snake, not positive) in his class room, and a few years ago one got loose. It managed to get into the ceiling tiles so no one could catch it easily. Apparently snakes grow according to their environment, so when they’re in tanks they stay relatively small, but when they have the run of a school? They get huuuuge. It was loose for a couple months living off rats (gross), and with the occasional sighting we knew it had gotten gigantic. It was kinda cool!</p>

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<p>Some idiot started a fire with toilet papet in a bathroom last year. The fire alarms went off, but everyone was told to stay inside (by intercom) because it was “just a test”. Two minutes later, the intercom and alarms came back on and we were ordered out of the building. The fire department roared up and put out the fire uneventfully. This is only memorable because the principal was out of town accompagnying the band at a festival, and he heard about the incident when the plane landed in Minneapolis and some of the students on board read out text messages declaring that “the school burned down!”. The rumor is that he got on the phone and chewed out the assistant principal responsible for calling it a “test”. Otherwise, my high school is pretty tame.</p>

<p>My old elementary school was a different story:</p>

<ul>
<li>A moose got into the main hallway We still aren’t sure how.</li>
<li>Some kid bolted out of the school in the middle of class. We suspect he was special-ed, because the situation was immediately treated extremely seriously. Police were called in and the whole neighborhood was cordoned off.</li>
<li>A teacher was fired for publicly calling a student stupid.</li>
</ul>

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<p>Senior prank last year. They managed to get assemble a car in the cafeteria and then they put dead fish in the ceiling tile spaces, so the entire school reeked of fish for the last week of school. We’ve also had stinkbombs and the firedepartment came. That was kind of a disaster. Then this year, a student was so concerned with her class rank (she was like 2 and wanted to be 1 or something) that her family hired a lawyer and threatened to sue the school. Thankfully, she got into her school of choice ED and piped down.Some of your stories are really interesting, I wish my school was more eventful.</p>

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<p>How did the seniors get all the dead fish?</p>

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<p>Sophomore year, I was sitting in chemistry and I noticed this guy doing something weird in the back. The girls around him were all screaming “ew” and kind of giggling at the same time. I didn’t think anything about it until someone told me months later that he was masturbating as a joke and wanted to leave a “surprise” for the next poor sap who happened to plant their ass on the seat.</p>

<p>That same year I saw four girl fights happen. This may not sound exciting but the fact that so many happened in one year is crazy. In one fight a girl looked ready to kill the other one.</p>

<p>Same year, I was in spanish class and we had a semi-permanent sub (normal teacher was on maternity leave for 2 months). Well there was this one guy in class who had a big attitude. At some point, one day, they ended started arguing and it ended with them getting in each other’s faces and the kid looked like he was close to punching the teacher. Well, later, the sub sent me to the office to give them a note- it was a request for a suspension for the kid for threats against him. Needless to say the sub never showed up for class again.</p>

<p>Last year, junior year, we had a sub in English class. This one kid who always brought his laptop to school was joking around with a sassy girl who has an attitude. He took an ugly pic of her on his phone and threatened to put it on his myspace as a joke. Well, we all went down to the library later to go check out books. As we were coming back to class, she sprinted ahead of everyone. We all thought it was kinda weird that she wanted to come back so quickly. Turns out she was going to take his backpack (with laptop and all inside) and throw it over the catwalk/balcony thing on the second floor outside where our class was. He ran after her and literally kicked the door open with his foot. It made a loud crashing noise. Anyways, it was too late. The next day I asked him if it survived and he said it crashed (literally and in computer terms) within a few minutes and he had to buy a new one. It was really surreal and insane at the same time. The sub basically did nothing and told us she would let the teacher handle it. Months later they settled it in a civil suit in court.</p>

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<p>^ Oh how did the civil suit go?</p>

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<p>My school sucks. Fight with brass knuckles. Kid got owned. Blood everywhere.</p>

<p>Mos tpopular jock who has a smoking gf was found texting a gay kid asking “Wanna do something”. </p>

<p>Kid has a hit list. Half the school found out. Nothing happened.</p>

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<p>The kid didn’t get in trouble at all for having a hit list?</p>

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<p>Musicallylatin: He won some money IIRC.</p>