<p>Hrm… craziest things that happened at my school.</p>
<p>All the SAT tests disappeared, and it turned chaotic. Turns out, a teacher misplaced them in the wrong mailbox. Some students rejoiced, some were bummed.</p>
<p>About 8 kids were suspended for 5 days for admitting to MDMA/ecstasy use.</p>
<p>A few fights here and there…</p>
<p>The girls volleyball team completely saran wrapped a teachers car, to the point where you couldn’t even tell what car it was. </p>
<p>A couple was caught having sex in the car during break.</p>
<p>+multiple student caught having sex in our chapel
+blow/hand jobs during school
+this one chick was giving blow jobs to like five dudes on the football team. vp walked into the locker room and found out, cum all over her and stuff. he made her explain it to her parents
+weed / coke in our girls bathrooms
+expulsion from weed / coke sales
+bear sighting on our field
+some dude brought a coyote in our school thinking it was an injured dog
+some chick ate a sandwich with what she thought it was mayo, anyone guess what it was?
+senior prank: blocked the school entrance with bleachers
+fights are pretty normal</p>
<p>soo much more, i’ll post as soon as i remember.</p>
<p>umm i cant think of anything from high school but in jr high my principal was found to be having an affair with my english teacher at the time (there were pics of them leaving a hotel together, went all over the local news.) OH, an nfl player went to my school a few years ago (my brother had a few classes with him actually) and an nba player went to our rival school. oh, some kids from our rival school tore up our football field this one time. i think also at an away game at a rival school there was a big brawl and knives were pulled</p>
<p>vigore, nope. but she was a fat freshman. haha, i think the football team was just using them, the guys consisted mostly of juniors and seniors.</p>
<p>As with mine. I want to know the total number of pregnant girls at my school, then the prentage that have the child, and the precentage that get an abortion. I think it would be interesting.</p>
<p>We had a guy come in one day from a modeling agency. The office let him set up shop in the cafeteria during the lunch shifts. He took down a bunch of names and phone numbers and took a bunch of pictures of guys and girls who were interested. It wasn’t until after he left that the office researched him. His agency didn’t exist and he was a registered child sex offender. Now he has the names, phone numbers, addresses, and photographs of about 100 students. Good job on the office, there.</p>
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<p>Off topic: I love Law and Order. My science teacher was referring to “loci” today, and had it written on the board. I thought he was trying to talk about Law and Order Criminal Intent and couldn’t figure out how it dealed with what we were covering. Then it occured to me…Chromosomes. Duh…</p>