What's the most annoying thing about your girlfriend?

<p>I was curious. My best friend is debating whether or not he should leave her since she fights with him on almost everything (even how sour the lemonade is when it's left out in the sun).</p>

<p>my girlfriend jumps too hard :)</p>

<p>how god damn sexy she is</p>

<p>How I'm the only one who can see her...strange isn't it</p>

<p>The most annoying thing is that she's my girlfriend, and I am straight.</p>

<p>The most annoying thing is that nobody /knows/ I'm not straight.</p>

<p>the most annoying thing about my girlfriend is that it turns out she's actually a 14 year old guy named phil- that lying *****</p>