<p>This guy wrote that I was a “hotty” and that I had a “nice behind.”</p>
<p>I was surprised to say the least…</p>
<p>LOL. Well done then… I read Einstein’s biography and he once wrote to one of his friend-Lily if not mistake… not sure- he wrote this…</p>
<p>Little girl, small and fine, what should I inscribe for you here? I could think of many things. Including a kiss. On your tiny little mouth. If you’re angry about it, do not start to cry. The best punishment is-to give me one too. This little greeting, is in remembrance of your rascally little friend, Albert Einstein.</p>
<p>LOL. Beat that… can’t believe he was that naughty…</p>
<p>Whilst wasting an entire page, one of my best friends:
“ALL THIS PAGE ARE BELONG TO ME”
The sad part is that she wrote long thoughtful vignettes in other yearbooks.</p>
<p>rather graphic graphics…</p>
<p>it’s not on my yearbook, but my friend’s
someone wrote half a page decorated with angels and hearts about how he wanted to eat her poop</p>
<p>One of my friends had a girl who wrote “Oboe” on every “o” in the yearbook staff’s message in the front.</p>
<p>Another of my friends wrote “May death come quickly to your enemies!”</p>
<p>And lastly, one of my favorite teachers just wrote his name, gave me a weird look, then wrote #1.</p>
<p>“How’s sex with Shaun? -[name]”</p>
<p>…and he managed to spell my bf’s name wrong.</p>
<p>One person I know decently (sits behind me in Pre-Calc and is my lab partner in Physics) put solely their initials.
Another friend wrote the word “Wharrgarbl” in large, rainbow letters on an unoccupied page of my yearbook. It’s a reference to a really bizarre inside joke that I’m not even sure I understand.</p>
<p>“If you keep taking all of these APs, I recommend that you sleep with your eyes open.”</p>
<p>“At first, I can honestly say I hated you. However, after accepting the fact that you were actually talented and smart, I came to like you. Good luck with whatever comes your way in the future.”</p>
<p>“You are very racist and Jewish. Enjoy your summer you rich *******.” A joke from one of my friends.</p>
<p>Someone drew a GIANT sickle and hammer and wrote below it the words to the Soviet National Anthem… Last time I let my yearbook out of my possession!</p>
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<p>I don’t think many of the kids at my school even know the sickle and hammer is a sign of the Soviet Union. I’d be impressed if that was put in mine.</p>
<p>Nothing to do with me, but in middle school, this weird Asian kid who no one knew professed his love for a girl in our grade in his yearbook page. The weirder thing was that it was written backwards i.e. _____ uoy evol I. It was much more detailed and creepier than that, though.</p>
<p>my friend drew i heart lbh and drew hearts and flowers around it.
and hes a guy.
while he’s drawing this in my yearbook, he keeps repeating ‘THIS IS SO GAY’</p>
<p>"Dear Scott,
It is because of you I know the difference between HIV and AIDs. I love you. Sex me.
"
And my mom saw it…</p>
<p>my friend (a girl and yoai freak) wrote the details of homosexual love making in mine decorated with HousexWilson. shes never going near it again.</p>
<p>in my friends yearbook (guy who we’ll call chewy) another guy wrote the entire lyrics to taylor swifts song ‘love story’ after professing his love. poor chewy watches his back a lot more nowadays…</p>
<p>chewy wrote an entire AP lit excerpt in our friend’s year book complete with corrections and multiple choice questions.</p>
<p>the kids in my school are very strange</p>
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<p>that seriously would make me happy.</p>
<p>“NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU”</p>
<p>AH xD I might start writing that too just for fun</p>
<p>Several people have drawn male genitalia in my books over the years</p>
<p>“i’m the clown from out of town who signed your yearbook upsidedown”</p>
<p>“HAHA i signed your crack!”</p>
<p>My biology teacher tried to set me up with another kid in the class in 9th grade. It was funny. The other kid got really embarrassed. That was one of my favorite teachers though.</p>