<p>All is silent in your house. Your parents and your siblings are fast asleep. Only you remain awake watching television on the couch. As you get ready to sleep, a faint knocking sound jolts you up. Just when you decide that you didn’t hear anything, several black-clothed people jump through the open glass window. Ninjas?! What do you do now?</p>
<p>If they were real ninjas, you wouldn’t even thought you heard a faint knocking sound.</p>
<p>I would join my fellow comrades. </p>
<p>They’re obviously coming to recruit me.</p>
<p>Use my never fail fighting style “nutshot” and kick em in the d**k</p>
<p>I would put on my pirate hat and they would bow before my obvious superiority.</p>
<p>Wake up .</p>
<p>Throw a cat at them. A ****ed off cat can own a Ninja.</p>
<p>Hyperventilate. If they’re Chinese.</p>