Where did I read this?

[tennisfan00]

<p>In one of the college essay example books, there was an essay which had an opening line something like “I am a thief” and went on to talk about baseball or softball, but I can’t remember which one I read it in. Anyone know?</p>

[anhtimmy]

<p>Does it go like this

I am a thief, stealing naturally from stores, homes and people with no
remorse. I walk down lower Colfax Avenue and sell drugs to others, mainly
young teenagers who I have lured from successful lives. I own a gun which I carry
at all times and I wouldn’t think twice of taking the life of another. I wear an angry
face which gives warning that I may snap at anytime. I am naturally inclined to
do so. I can’t speak proper English and am not capable of succeeding in
accelerated classes in high –school. I listen to music that speaks only of needless
bloodshed, sex drugs, and consumption of human flesh–a lifestyle of fancy cars
and expensive clothing. I am everywhere.

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