where did you go to school? And having to explain. Funny stories welcome

There are so many great and many elite schools that seem to require further explanation to the vast majority of the population. Even at work and among educated individuals. And yes I know we are not talking about the cc crowd, elite employers and other academics. They account for a small fraction of the citizenry. Just made me laugh when explaining to dozens of family members that bowdoin is not beau doin and it’s in Maine and really hard to get into. Oh never mind.

Wash U. No not in Washington. Not in DC. St. Louis.

Pomona. Where ? It like getting into Harvard. Sure it is.

Swat. Any flies around here?

Vassar. They accept boys?

Etc. any you can think of?

Probably all of the elite small LAC’s.

My kid goes to Bryn Mawr. We live 3 hours away from there, but most people go “Huh?” (in a more polite manner) when they ask where she goes to school. We have to spell it for them because they don’t even understand what we’re saying.

William and Mary. No clue.

Northwestern. Good airline right. Find it on a map. No way.

Northeastern. That’s near Chicago, right? No, that’s NorthWESTERN.

Don’t forget Caltech and Harvey Mudd.

Oh, and Wellesley is not Wesleyan.

I worked with a woman who went to Stamford Law. How many times do you think she needed to explain that?

Not me… but once heard this.

Northwestern? Is that the christian school off 405? No - the one in Kirkland is Northwest U. Not Northwestern. And where is that then?

My whole life is a torment. No, I didn’t say Swarthmore, I went to the other one. No, it’s not really called Skidmark, and I guess that’s still funny the one millionth time I’ve heard it.

Cornell, Cornell College, the other one, the one in Iowa…

Northwestern College in Orange City, Iowa, not the one in Evanston, IL.

Funny you mentioned that. Just yesterday my wife asked my brother where he went to school, and he said Northeastern. But Northeastern ILLINOIS University (which is in Chicago and only a few miles from Northwestern). Big mixup there in the conversation for the next few minutes since her D (I guess to be politically correct I should say our D) goes to Northeastern proper.

@privatebanker D, a W&L alumna, often gets “you went to William & Lee, right?”

My wife went to Washington and Jefferson. That messes with everyone.

Thank goodness for state Us—attended U of OR and UC Davis. People generally have heard of them. They sometimes think our kids’ alma mater, USoCal was another public state school (nope).

One relative attended Trinity in Connecticut (there’s another Trinity in Tx—very different).

Or…the University of Rochester. That’s a state school, isn’t it?..

There was a similar thread, since closed:

http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/parents-forum/1844818-just-for-fun-where-does-your-son-daughter-go-to-school-p1.html

Many people have no clue about service academies. Really. I posted a discussion there that I had with a young lady in her late twenties who works in one of our offices

Where does your son go to school?

West Point.

Where is that?

New York.

West Point College?

No, It’s the United States Military Academy.

There’s a military academy?

Yes for training officers for the Army.

Is it like a college?

It is a college. He will earn an engineering degree and then he will serve as an officer in the Army.

It doesn’t sound like college. Are you sure?

Maybe not. He likes to fool me.

(God help us.)

Miami University. No it’s not in Florida. Really.

“Miami University. No it’s not in Florida. Really.”

That’s why they say Miami University Ohio. Or maybe they only say that in FL?

And wish people would be clearer on USC–I think Univ of South Carolina not Southern California.

Just smile and nod, for over 100 pages. And remember everyone else’s world doesn’t revolve around you any more than your world revolves around them.

http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/parents-forum/926354-just-smile-and-nod-smile-and-nod-p1.html

I’m a scumbag.

Santa Clara University MBA grad.