Where do you see me? What are my chances?

If the OP is very liberal, Reed offers the sort of intense academics that Wes and UChicago are famous for. Carleton too.

Columbia, of course, but OP doesn’t like NYC. Cornell? The OP doesn’t seem super-certain about a major, so I am trying to think of schools that are quirky, rigrous, and even a bit nerdy in its student body’s commitment to intellectualism.