<p>Football: Genetic freaks of nature, with 6’5" QBs and 330 lbs. linemen who can run all day. </p>
<p>Basketball: Again, genetic freaks of nature. A short basketball player would be considered a giant everywhere else. A tall basketball player is Fee Fi Fo Fum.</p>
<p>Hockey: No teeth, 'nuff said.</p>
<p>Soccer: The game’s emphasis on normal-sized bodies, finesse/conditioning over strength, and lack of hard-hitting seem to draw the most un-freakish, thus attractive, bunch of people. But some may be turned off by the unmanly shenanigans of many of its participants.</p>
<p>Restrict it to mainstream North American team sports (except for rugby, I guess). I don’t think it’d be very interesting to argue who’s more attractive: sumo wrestlers or weightlifters.</p>
<p>male gymnasts: extremely unbalanced physically. they are all super short look like gorillas because of insane arm muscles and lackluster leg muscles. </p>
<p>female basketball players: very manly, scare the hell out of me, always really tough, and they tend to bully people a lot.</p>
<p>female wrestlers: i just don’t get it. they scare me.</p>
<p>female hockey players: the scariest of them all. they all look like men.</p>
<p>no offense to anyone. just my opinion. these comments do not apply to all.</p>
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