while we wait... a STORY CORNER!

Colleges & Universities Massachusetts Institute of Technology
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<p>let’s write a story! the rule is, nobody is writing an ending till the decisions time.</p>

<p>I will begin :D</p>

<p>*Somewhere in the middle of nowhere, drowned in darkness, covered with a million of vicious spells, a powerful oracle is awaiting for the one, who may be entrusted with the future of the mankind.</p>

<p>The one is said to be young, beautiful and incredibly smart, fighting with his or her brain as efficiently as medieval knight was with his saint sword.*</p>

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In that case, it’s obviously not you.</p>

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<p>neither you.</p>

<p>it’s a joke, don’t you get it? i’m getting a little insane, but it’s still a joke.</p>

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<p>Then the oracle got accepted to MIT, and everybody lived happily ever after.</p>

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<p>great story guys lol</p>

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the one who missed the joke was you, not me</p>

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<p>Wow guys, I didn’t think you would write a story about me… :D</p>

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<p>The oracle was also said to have gender confusion…</p>

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HAHAHAHAHA took the words right out of my mouth… what is up the the “his or her” haha?</p>

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<p>The oracle was merely being politically correct, the all knowing oracle (me) handed a tube to the transvestite and disappeared into a cloud of bright fairy dust.</p>

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<p>The one has only one downfall: boobs.</p>

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<p>As the transvestite bent over to pick up the tube heshe…</p>

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<p>…Heshe realized another downfall…</p>

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<p>the oracle is she-man!</p>

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<p>The oracle looked into a crystal ball but could only see his/her own conflicting genitalia.</p>

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<p>Good thing the crystal ball have a complementary magnifying glass, as his genitalia were so hard to see that they even strained the oracle’s eyes! Then Jupiter was playing with his lightning bolts and one accidentally hit the oracle’s male parts. Now we know for sure that the oracle is a woman…for now.</p>

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<p>teiresias, is that you?!</p>

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<p>The next day the oracle decided no way I can’t be a women and went to a wizard to request that he would give her back her male genitalia.</p>

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<p>couple years down the line, jocasta struck the oracle with blindness b/c teiresias said women enjoyed sex more and cost her a bet against jupiter</p>

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<p>then she died.</p>