Who here wears a monocle?

<p>You are my hero</p>

<p>Not I. :(</p>

<p>A shame. We should all be so lucky as to wear a monocle</p>

<p>I do not, but I have a fancy cane!</p>

<p>I am considering investing in an eye patch. </p>

<p>That Mr. Peanut fellow is the coolest person to ever sport a monocle.</p>

<p>Mr. Ben Franklin would approve.</p>

<p>It would make me look cool, but I need two because both my eyes have fuzzy vision.</p>

<p>I wear a contact lens in only one eye (I only need it in one eye) so I suppose if I could obtain a monocle in my script I could feasibly use it!</p>

<p>does anyone here know about the monocle game?</p>

<p>^ No, sounds dirty though…</p>

<p>it’s actually not! it’s really funny if you get a bunch of people to do it. last year at my school you’d have to walk around the halls with a monocle and you’d see people laying on the ground EVERYWHERE, it was hilarious.</p>

<p>So, here’s how you play. There’s two “positions”.

  1. The monocle. All you do is form your hand into the “a okay” gesture but have your other fingers line up with your index finger so it forms a “monocle”.
  2. Now you do two “a okay” gestures in each hand, and you bend them backwards and cover your eyes (I’ll look for a picture of this).</p>

<p>The monocle is used as a shield. When you look at someone and they have the weird goggles thing on their head and you do not have the monocle on, you have to immediately lay down fully on the ground. You can get up right away, but make sure you lay down. </p>

<p>Do you get it?</p>

<p>^At my school that’s called Birdman… and no one that plays it is of african descent, well very few. Birdman is a rapper, fyi. The game died out though.</p>

<p>■■■■■ I remember birdman, I have one of his CD’s :]
its like 6 years old though hah</p>

<p>I can’t play that game. :frowning: My wrists don’t bend right. Fortunately not too many people at my school play.</p>

<p>awww :frowning: that sucks
last year was CRAZY, practically the whole school played it.</p>

<p>Dude, making the face is so fun when you bend your wrist backwards. I feel so accomplished when I do it… lol.</p>

<p>Don’t make me insecure about my broken wrist.</p>

<p>I broke my ankle in 8th grade if that makes you feel any less crappy about your wrist. :x</p>

<p>^ It won’t .</p>

<p>I broke my ankle while climbing up the Andes in Perah, and this ethereal haze came over the sun glistening off the snow and then I just chundered…EVERYWHERE!!</p>