<p>I gave up on my college social life a long time ago so I go to class dressed like a 1950s dad: suit, tie, dress shoes, khaki pants, and a gold watch. I call everyone I meet “young man” or “young lady” even though I’m 23 and I frequently say “In my day…”. I suppose acting this way will prepare for the work force (minus the young man/lady part)</p>
<p>The fact that your name is Dick Cheney makes this infinitely funnier.</p>
<p>(But that’s pretty sad if this isn’t a flame)</p>