Who Needs Terrorists When We Have Each Other?

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<p>Exhibit A:</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/05/loose.nukes/index.html[/url]”>http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/05/loose.nukes/index.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>Psss, guys, Iran is thataway.</p>

<p>No word if Oklahoma was persuaded to give up their nuke program.</p>

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<p>Exhibit B:</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/09/06/gao.dhs.report/index.html[/url]”>http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/09/06/gao.dhs.report/index.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>Since it has not met many of its goals, under The No Bureaucracy Left Behind rules, the DHS’s funding is expected to be cut off by the end of the year.</p>

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<p>Exhibit C:</p>

<p><a href=“Official: $20 billion arms sale to Saudis in the works - CNN.com”>Official: $20 billion arms sale to Saudis in the works - CNN.com;

<p>In related news, the LAPD has decided to sell automatic weapons to the Crips, to keep those pesky Bloods in line.</p>

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<p>Too funny, Dadguy, if not so distressing…:(</p>