Who to marry?

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<p>Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, “What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot”.
The second man married a telephone operator. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself,“Wow, he’s a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button…”.
The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself “poor guy, she’s pretty but teachers are just too frigid”.
The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the teacher’s husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later in the day.</p>

<h2>6:00 a.m.</h2>

<p>The phone rings it’s the nurse’s husband wanting breakfast.
The nurse’s husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in shock.
The man’s pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
Joe asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
The man sourly replies, “Son, don’t ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying " you’re not sanitary, you’re not sanitary”. Joe went back down to the main desk to wait for the next call.</p>

<h2>6:30 a.m.</h2>

<p>The telephone operator’s husband calls for breakfast.
Joe brings it as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man opens the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man’s hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed. Joe asks," What happened? Telephone operators are suppose to be as sexy as their voices."
The man sourly replies "Son, don’t ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice saying, “your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.”
Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband will be calling any minute.</p>

<h2>4:30 p.m.</h2>

<p>The teacher’s husband called for lunch. Joe can’t believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couples room. The man opened the door and Joe took a step back in shock. The man wore only his boxers and his hair was a mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs. Joe fearing the worst asked " What happened to you? Did you have a fight?"
The man smiles and happily replies, "No. Son, when you marry be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying “We are going to do this over and over, until we get this right.”</p>

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<p>Regrettably, Tom, you wouldn’t even have gotten to first base with the teacher, who would have immediately noticed that your heading should have been "Whom to marry? ;)</p>

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<p>…Microsoft Service rep: it’s a hardware problem</p>

<p>…Dell Computer rep: it’s the software.</p>

<p>…promiscuous tennis player: the score is love all.</p>

<p>…preacher: I’ll provide the guidance, you pray for endurance.</p>

<p>…golfer: I’m not just a par three.</p>

<p>…bartender: I said I wanted it straight up.</p>

<p>…actress: what’s my motivation in this scene?</p>

<p>…violinist: you have to pluck my G-string first.</p>

<p>…pheasant plucker: she has a pleasant personalilty, too.</p>

<p>…web browsing addict: please reload.</p>

<p>…librarian: we’re not on the same page, not even in the same book.</p>

<p>…race car driver: another 350 laps to get me to the “Finish” line.</p>

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<p>…librarian: Which shall it be? 304, 323, 326, 338, 346, 365, 393, 532, 536, 537, 538, 547, 611, 612, 618, 636, 757, 793, 798, or shall we go all the way to 999?</p>