Who would steal a banjo?

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<p>There’s a banjo joke that talks about someone breaking into the banjo player’s car and leaving a second banjo in the back seat</p>

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<p>This guy is an amazing musician- I’d like to punch who ever stole his dobro.
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<p>My son plays banjo (when his left hand isn’t in a cast with two broken fingers, as it is now :() and it’s an awesome instrument!!!</p>

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<p>probably the same kind of person who would steal a wheelchair</p>

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<p>or food for a food bank , or toys from tots.</p>

<p>uugh.</p>

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This immediately came to mind when I saw your thread. Maybe I should mail him D’s four string tenor banjo?</p>

<p>But it’s no joke. This is nasty. I hope the benefit raises the cash he needs for a replacement.</p>

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<p>My father kept his old leg prosthesis in the trunk of his car in case he ever needed it. His car was broken into and the prosthesis stolen. Sad I know, but we have gotten so many laughs and jokes out of it.</p>

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<p>Somebody who had nothin’ to put on their knee while they were leaving Alabama.</p>

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<p>A bad person. </p>

<p>I had a similar question asked of me, the pet store owner. Who would steal a baby parrot? BAD PEOPLE steal things. Not my neighbors, not my customers, but BAD PEOPLE. Isn’t it obvious?</p>

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<p>Sorry to hear that, but what I thought of when I saw the title was that it should be “Who steals an accordion?” ;)</p>

<p>Banjos are cool.</p>

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<p>Agree, MomMusic. Awesome instruments. Awesome sound.</p>

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<p>I like banjos… but I wouldn’t steal one :-)</p>

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<p>Didn’t Dan Rowan play a banjo?</p>

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<p>Steve Martin plays the banjo. </p>

<p>But I wouldn’t suspect him.</p>

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<p>As the father of a professional performing musician, my personal feeling is that the thief should be hunted down, flogged, dragged in chains to an elementary strings class, strapped to a chair and be made to listen to these sounds for the rest of their miserable life. </p>

<p>But alas, our Constitution forbids cruel and unusual punishment.</p>