Why athletes can't get real jobs...

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<p>Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:</p>

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<p>and for some reason, my personal favorite…</p>

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<p>I’ve heard some say M. Vick’s scheduled punishment is so severe that it will prevent him from earning a living when he gets out. That feeling assumes of course that his only way of earning a living is in the NFL, and that the NFL will not have him. Have we forgotten he’s a college grad? His alma mater must be so proud…</p>

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<p>I could have sworn that “You guys line up alphabetically by height” was Yogi Berra.</p>

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<p>I don’t think Vick graduated. I think he came out early.</p>

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<p>Do they sound all that much different from the leader of the free world? :rolleyes:</p>

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<p>I didn’t know Bill Gates played ball in college!</p>

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<p>He mostly didn’t go to college.</p>

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<p>had to be dodge-ball</p>

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<p>Maybe that’s why Bill Gates quit. He looks like he was always the target the jocks would pick on in dodge ball :slight_smile: (I guess that makes his fortune the ultimate Revenge of the Nerd!)</p>

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<p>Thanks for sharing this, I really appreciate a laugh, first thing in the morning.</p>

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<p>Let’s shoot at the athletes a little more… I know you want to.</p>

<p>You can find stupidity in any profession.</p>

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<p>“I wan’ all the kids to copulate me.”</p>

<p>0_0 </p>

<p>Let’s keep the youngsters away from Dawson! </p>

<p>I agree that you can find stupidity in any profession. It is more frightening when the field emphasizes brains rather than braun, in my opinion.</p>

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<p>I believe the 38th President of the United States was on the all star College football team.</p>

<p>Football actually seems to have been the sport for quite a few politicians- and a while I ago I saw that a former governor of Minn resumed his athletic career ;)</p>