Why business students are so innovative?

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<p>and funny?</p>

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<p>no wonder engineers are social failures. their jokes are about math equations.</p>

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<p>ya, so I’m an engineer because I find it funny. I bet you didn’t chuckle.</p>

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<p>I just don’t think it’s realistic. Most high school students have used a TI-83 or a similar calculator that could easily teach them how to solve. </p>

<p>Business students aren’t all Einsteins, but they’re not all idiots either.</p>

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<p>My calculus teacher told us this the first day. And im in high school.</p>

<p>And im doing business.</p>

<p>Try this one:</p>

<p>secx/c </p>

<p>which is what you need more of abc.</p>

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<p>I see, Chris, so you agree with this statement.</p>

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<p>notice unless you’re not in busines, you won’t get the joke. Give it up if you don’t understand it, because you might just give yourself a headache. I don’t expect common sense logic from students in any business programs to understand this simple joke.</p>

<p>P.S.: most 10 years old get this joke, with ease.</p>

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<p>oh yea, because I am completely devoid of any logical thinking skills simply because I am choosing business. </p>

<p>So, if I decide to take up acting…everything will come to me. Makes sense.</p>

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<p>lol, seems like you’re clueless on the joke. Let me baby sit you through.</p>

<p>See the first line let f (a)…</p>

<p>JUST KIDDING!!</p>

<p>Just read the last line, mr. accountant.</p>

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<p>oh wow thanks! I didn’t get that the first time…me being the dumb business student that I am. </p>

<p>So it takes a math problem for engineers to figure that out? hm. </p>

<p>And it’s ms. accountant.</p>

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<p>nah, it’s probably some nerdy engineers using all these mindless math equations to deceive you accountants that such a joke would require math skills whilst the reality is if you’re smart and motivated to actually read the whole thing before you go, you would actually get it.</p>

<p>Unfortunately business students are too short-sighted and cares too much about now, in relatively to future.</p>

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<p>Or you could perceive it as that engineers actually have a sense of humour, while self-procaliming innoative business students such as yourself have problem getting a simple joke. I was thinking future CEOs of fortune 500 could look at things in a broarder sense.</p>

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<p>This is too lame, but I have one from my school’s math team:</p>

<p>f(un) = s(ex)</p>

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<p>And once we find out that you deceived us, we shall have the pleasure of firing you guys. LOL</p>

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<p>what do you mean by “we”? MBA graduates? Fortune 100 CEOs? I guess it must be either one because I don’t think a simple-minded business freshman can fire ANYONE. lol. Perhaps you’re pursuing a major in management or human resource? From what I heard from my buddies in my school’s b-school, biz majors amongst themselves look down on those majors. LOL! I can’t believe anything below a biz major, but you sure helped me visualize it, very well!</p>

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<p>abcboy70. Try not to spend so much time on this forum; try finding friends maybe after this your anger will disappear.</p>

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<p>Hmmmm… Call me a crazy business student wannabe, but I never would have thought that a busy engineering genius like Mr. Abcboy would have the time to make a complete jackass out of himself on a discussion board.</p>

<p>BTW, your jokes are probably very funny. Although I haven’t been able to force myself to look at them yet, as I am far too busy being entertained by your ignorant comments that you take so much delight in. Please, get out in the world and find yourself a nice girl, or better yet, some kind of life….</p>