Why did the turkey cross the road?

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<p>To get on line for a Playstation 3?
Because that’s what turkeys do? (No, no, that’s what pandas do)
Needed to buy the Joy of Jello?
Because it was a turkey, dammit!!
Wanted some college counseling from SoozieVT?
Needed some of Berurah’s hugs before the end came?</p>

<p>Heck, I dunno why the turkey crossed the road; feel free to provide your own answers.
Happy Thanksgiving Day, all.</p>

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<p>Because the vegans lived on the other side.</p>

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<p>Because the marmots were chasing it?</p>

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<p>Awwwwwwwww, DOS, thanks! :)</p>

<p>abbybabby~ NO, NO, NO!!! You’ve got it backwards…the marmots had already crossed the road, and the turkey was chasing THEM, can of yellow paint in hand…</p>

<p>HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!</p>

<p>love, ~berurah
(The “mistress of the flaunted VB code” strikes AGAIN!!! :smiley: )</p>

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<p>hahaha…you’re right!!</p>

<p>Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!!
(Gotta learn that color code thingy sometime. Heck I was proud when I learned the gray quote box and italics!)</p>

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<p>To get to the amazing pastry I just made…My dad’s out of town and my mom needs a little pick-me-up. Shh, don’t tell her how much butter I used… :D</p>

<p>But no, seriously, to get to my house. Not only do we have flaky pastry, we have chicken on Thanksgiving!</p>

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<p>to show the chicken he had guts?</p>

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<p>Please don’t scare me… Thanksgiving is a whole week away… right ???</p>

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<p>Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!</p>

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<p>[Who knew there were sites dedicated to chicken jokes?!!!]</p>

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<p>To jump in my deep fryer disguised as a turkey bath! They fall for it every year. :)</p>