<p>The lost dialogue of Plato and Socrates</p>
<p>Plato: What is the nature of the Asian male?</p>
<p>Socrates: He is by nature weak and unassertive.</p>
<p>Plato: Is that why he is unfit for leadership or visibility in business and in politics?</p>
<p>Socrates: Absolutely. He cannot impose his will on others and has no control over anything, which is why no matter how advanced or successful he becomes, he will always be under the white man.</p>
<p>Plato: So he is a wimp?</p>
<p>Socrates: Absolutely. He’s overly sensitive which is why he is not suited for things like business, politics, and entertainment. We’re doing the Asian men a favour by keeping them out of these intensive fields because they’re too emotionally weak to handle them.</p>
<p>Plato: So by extension, he must be a real softie when it comes to relationships?</p>
<p>Socrates: No. In relationships, that sensitivity that hinders him in the professional world is transformed into coldness, asexuality, and a tendency to rule the household like a male chauvinist pig.</p>
<p>Plato: Amazing. Why the sudden transformation?</p>
<p>Socrates: Because without it, the white man may be threatened, and that is not the will of God and nature.</p>
<p>Plato: I see. So the Asian man is a “dominator” in a relationship?</p>
<p>Socrates: Absolutely.</p>
<p>Plato: I see. Some women are drawn to that though, that kind of controlling bad boy type.</p>
<p>Socrates: Not if they’re Asian.</p>
<p>Plato: Oh. Some women are also drawn to nice guys then.</p>
<p>Socrates: Not if they’re Asian.</p>
<p>Plato: So let me get this straight, O great teacher. The Asian man is weak among peers, repulsively controlling among women…</p>
<p>Socrates: And he has a small dick.</p>
<p>Plato: How would you know? </p>
<p>Socrates: I’m Socrates, *****.</p>
<p>Plato: I thought the only thing you knew was that you knew nothing.</p>
<p>Socrates: Are you talking back to Socrates?</p>
<p>Plato: No! Please don’t beat me again!</p>
<p>Socrates: Then go on.</p>
<p>Plato: Okay. So he’s weak and strong in all the wrong categories?</p>
<p>Socrates: Exactly.</p>
<p>Plato: Plus he’s Asian.</p>
<p>Socrates: Exactly.</p>
<p>Plato: How can an entire race be that misguided?</p>
<p>Socrates: Because if it were not so, then the white man would be threatened in the workplace and in the dating game. That’s is not the will of God and nature.</p>
<p>Plato: Thank you for this most enlightening session.</p>
<p>Socrates: Now, I’m off to the Philosopher’s Club to make off with Confucius’ girl.</p>