Why Do Parents Let Their Kids Have so Much Say?

I’m just making the waggish point that if somebody came here and asked if she should dye her hair blonde, the responses would include:

  1. Yes, blondes definitely have more fun, and you will have more fun if you become a blonde.
  2. I know a blonde person who doesn't have fun at all, and a brunette person who has fun, so clearly blondes don't have more fun and you don't need to dye your hair.
  3. Studies clearly show that (a) blondes have more fun and (b) blondes do not have more fun.
  4. Why does anybody care what color somebody else's hair is in the first place (Pizzagirl will post this one.)
  5. Some blondes may indeed have more fun in some circumstances. (This would be my post).
  6. My cousin is blonde, and has no more fun than my brunette cousin.
  7. At Miami of Ohio, hair color doesn't matter; hard work is what determines whether you have more fun or not.