<p>What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?</p>
<p>Slap her.</p>
<p>^^u mad brah?</p>
<p>I think I’m the only girl in the world who’s totally ok with the sandwich sh-t…
and it earns me cool points with the guys, so i’m not complaining (;</p>
<p>I hate these sandwhich jokes, it’s really ■■■■■■■■. I usually tell the guys in my school to make me a sandwhich.</p>
<p>They really are just plain not funny. It’s the new “your mom” (which some people unfortunately still find amusing). Hopefully it will pass.</p>
<p>I’ve never heard a sandwich joke in my life. This thread confuses me.</p>
<p>Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?</p>
<p>Girl: “My boyfriend keeps telling me to go make him a sandwich and I need a good comeback. Can you guys come up with one?”
Answerer: “Well you better comeback with a ***damn sandwich!”</p>
<p>Like it’s been said earlier, these jokes need to be used extremely sparingly but they can be funny, as with anything, when used in an ORIGINAL context.</p>
<p>^^ Wrong thread?</p>
<p>^ Yeah, that’s one of the few places where it’s funny.</p>
<p>Sandwich jokes are endemic on facebook. Therefore they are not funny, unless you can somehow parody that fact.</p>
<p>someone here seems like they have a tumblr.:)I think sandwich jokes are funny. They don’t offend me,you have a problem if you take them that seriously.They are pretty funny if given the right situation.</p>
<p>^
Read the damned OP.</p>
<p>^Do not, say the D word to the lady</p>