Why do people smirk at pickles?

College Life
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<p>It’s just not fair! They never get as much respect as the apples.</p>

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<p>Look, let’s be honest - apples are shiny, beatiful, crunchy and crisp. There is a reason schoolchildren used to give them to the teacher - when you wanna suck up, you don’t give anyone pickles. plus who can open the jars anyway? pickles are sexist because only a strong man or masculine woman can open a jar, and they discriminate against petite women such as myself. Plus they’re ugly, mutated versions of cucumbers, and come in an ugly forest green and have acne. why would anyone turn down a crisp McIntosh for a nasty sourpuss pickle? good thing i’m an apple so only my kind will be successful in life. </p>

<p><em>smirk</em></p>

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<p>I love pickles!</p>

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<p>Pickles smell nasty</p>

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<p>hahahahahahahah i love this thread</p>

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<p>Pickles are associated with food desires of pregnant women.</p>

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<p>What what? This forum has a sense of humour?</p>

<p>O_O</p>

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<p>Seriously? Nobody’s made a phallic joke yet? That would, of course, be the obvious answer.</p>

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<p>i would hire a pickle over an apple anytime</p>

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<p>Tickle my pickle</p>

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<p>I don’t like them, they’re lame</p>

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<p>I love Pickles! Tommy’s great. Angelica is a *****!</p>

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<p>corollary:
sweet or dill?</p>

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<p>they look like STD-infested **<strong><em>es, but they are delicious (unlike STD-infested *</em></strong>*es)</p>

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<p>I’d do a pickle.</p>

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<p>i love cucumbers…they just taste so nice</p>

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<p>because pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil</p>

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<p>BUMP (1o char)</p>