Why engineers don't make a lot of money

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<p>Now, for the first time we have a rigid Mathematical proof that explains why it’s ture.</p>

<p>Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.</p>

<p>Postulate 2: Time is money.</p>

<p>Now, as every Engineer knows,</p>

<p>Work
-------- = Power
Time</p>

<p>Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have</p>

<p>Work
-------- = Knowledge
Money</p>

<p>Solving for Money, we get:</p>

<pre><code>Work
</code></pre>

<p>------------ = Money
Knowledge</p>

<p>Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.</p>

<p>Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.</p>

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<p>The flaw here is that the first equation makes no sense. It should be Money in place of Power. In reality, Money=Power=Knowledge=Time. Girls=Evil makes far more sense.</p>

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<p>Work/Time = Power is a fundamental equation from mechanics. It’s what the Watt is defined by: Joules/second (unit of work)/(unit of time).</p>

<p>That’s what makes it a joke. =&lt;/p>

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<p>I don’t have to take mechanics ;)</p>

<p>And I learned that equation in 12th grade physics.</p>

<p>And I stand by my original assertion that Girls=Evil > this.</p>

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<p>Lol, good one.</p>

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<p>I liked this one :)</p>

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<p>conclusion: engineers are the smartest?</p>

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<p>beacsue they dont make a lotta money</p>

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<p>don’t ruin a joke</p>

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<p>This is great!</p>

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<p>I lol’d a bit.</p>