<p>Some of the things students write about the American Revolution in their college essays is startling; one can only assume they are not being taught properly. I am going to attempt to dispel some of the more annoying myths that surround the American Revolution. Parents, if you’d be good enough to pass it on to your kids’ schools I’d be very grateful! ;)</p>
<p> Americans were not treated badly by the British. </p>
<p>Americans were the freest people in the world. They were much more free than their cousins in Britain. Americans enjoyed economic mobility, the right to vote for local representatives and a free press. Whereas in Britain, only 1 in 20 had a vote and many areas including some of the largest cities were not represented in parliament at all.</p>
<p> Taxes levied at Americans were not in anyway unfair or unreasonable.</p>
<p> James Otis never said “taxation without representation is tyranny”.</p>
<p>Taxes primarily funded the protection of the colonies from foreign powers. Americans paid much less tax than the British. The average American paid sixpence a year, the average Brit paid 50 times as much. Many Americans didn’t pay their taxes anyway, the Townshend duties only raised £295 in the first year and cost £170,000 to implement and the Stamp Act duties were never collected at all.</p>
<p> Patrick Henry did not say “Give me Liberty, or give me Death” and he never challenged the British monarchy.</p>
<p> The Boston massacre was not a massacre.</p>
<p>Five colonists were killed but it was the result of an angry drunken mob menacing and assaulting a group of soldiers. In short, the soldiers were justified in their actions. John Adams defended the soldiers in court and got all the soldiers acquitted except for two (who had their thumbs branded, a very light punishment indeed).</p>
<p> Betsy Ross did not create the American flag.</p>
<p>Congress did not replace the union flag until June 1777, and even then many flag makers arranged stars in the Union Jack patten.</p>
<p> Americans were reluctant to part from Britain.</p>
<p>As if to prove the point, George Washington and his soldiers toasted the “mother country” (Britain) every evening whilst at war. The Continental Congress said (whilst taking up arms against the British) “we mean not to dissolve the union which has for so long and happily subsisted between us” and we “will cheerfully bleed in defense of our sovereign”.</p>
<p> The founding fathers and most Americans called themselves British, even after the war.</p>
<p> George Washington was not a gifted military commander.</p>
<p>He actually managed to start a pointless and unnecessary war between France and Britain by leading an unprovoked attack of French soldiers.</p>
<p> Nearly everything Parson Weems wrote about George Washington, including the cherry-tree anecdote, was a lie</p>