Why is this a thread?

“My dog is overweight. Cut back on treats, or Spanx?”

Spanx, of course! Would a dog’s XS work for my XL cat? She wants to know before buying it online.

Another bag thread: paper or plastic?

My son has not been properly folding his fitted sheets for his dorm room. To solve this problem, I have found a Miele Rotary Iron (Mangle), on Amazon. It’s 44 inches long, weighs 111 pounds, and is a little less than 2 feet high. Or maybe it’s 44 inches high, and a little less than 2 feet long. In any event, my question is: UPS ground, or guaranteed 2nd day delivery?

Also, do you recommend renting a bulldozer for dorm move-out?

QuantMech, I kinda do.

@QuantMech – LOL, I opened this thread while I was on hold on the phone, and took my call before reading your post #242. By the time I read the post, I had forgotten what thread this was. For a minute there, I thought your question was serious and I thought you’d really gone off your rocker!

If I try the Spanx on my dog and they don’t fit, can I return them?

Heads or tails?

If the Spanx doesn’t fit the dog, your child can start a new club somehow related to recycling Spanx as an EC for Ivy applications.

I just dropped my freshman off at college. I’m not sure he will be ok without me. Should I go visit him next weekend?

^Only if he has that phobia where he can only poop-in-a-box in his dorm room and you need to remove the stool receptacles.

lol. ^ But really I if don’t go who is going to clean his room and do his laundry?

If my dog wears Spanx, will he still align himself with the earth’s magnetic poles to poop?

http://www.cnbc.com/id/100699214

Time to bring back this thread!

Once upon a time, in real life, the mom of another upcoming first year at one of my son’s university, called me up to see if I wanted to split the cost of a full sized moving van, and movers, for transporting their possessions to the dorm. She didn’t want to drive her SUV because she was concerned about possible lack of easy access to parking in an urban area.

I could really really really use a mangle! Husband drools over bulldozers.

Should I paint my helicopter in their school colors, or would that be too embarrassing to my son when I go and see him?

Buy a Husky A1C for $250k and save yourself the trouble by ordering a custom paint job!

www.aviataircraft.com then search for Husky and click on Paint Schemes.

I saw a watermelon slicer (like an apple slicer on steroids) at Sam’s Club. Should I add it to my collection which includes the Mango pitter?

Kitchen tools I own with only one function. Discuss.

Well, can opener, for one. It only opens cans. But that can be quite handy.