Spaghetti, macaroni, or pasta?
Me, too, LM.
^^Noodles! 
FIFA bread?
Oh, FIFA, phooey.
My un-neutered male dog is asexual (he doesn’t hump). Should I find him an asexual friend group?
Don’t worry: most dogs hump each other, or try to. It has nothing to do with your dog’s sexuality.
@Consolation
But that’s the problem. My dog doesn’t hump at all.
Has he seen a dog psychologist? He sounds depressed. Though maybe he is just very particular. Or, have you had his sense of smell tested?
You could be a helicopter dog parent.
You guys are killin me =))
@GMTplus7 Your dog is a sensitive lover who sees no need to dominate his partners.
Yours, Dr. Ruth Westhighlandheimer
“My favorite thing on the thread–Madison wrote “Shouldn’t a professional do that?” (re: circumcising cat) and GMT clicked “helpful”. lol.”
Best. Use. Of. “Helpful.” Button! Ever!!!
Now I have ads for the banana slicer at the top of my page.
Thank goodness it is not the frightfully-named ‘reamer’ (used to juice citrus).
How can I get rid of the Birkin bag ads, and get the banana slicer ads instead?
If I buy a Birkin bag, then how will complete strangers who don’t know the “H” is silent, know I’ve spent thousands of dollars on it?
Sheesh, you both got me to watch the youtube about how to tell a real from a fake.
@lookingforward
So now can u tell a Prada from a Frauda?
How many banana slicers will fit in my Birkin bag?