Why do the CC ads actually think I’m interested in colleges? Every single one of them!
Can a banana slicer double as a cat-circumciser?
ow… @-)
It could be a multi-cat circumciser. Efficient.
I have never posted something like this before, but: No, no, no, no, no, to posts #341 and #343. Aaaccckkk!
Now I will definitely never buy a banana slicer. How do I get the Birkin bag ads back?
Is there a rueful smiley face icon somewhere?
How much does a B hurt?
When will Adam Sandler get the Oscar he so richly deserves??
So I lied to my asexual dog that my cat was circumcised, and now my dog is coming sniffing around. I am planning to fake a cat circumcision.
I am looking for someone who is willing let their circumcised cat walk past my dog instead of my cat. I am willing to pay for it. If anyone is interested, please mail me or lend me their banana slicer. Better yet, just give me your Birkin bag.
When are we going to have an Onsen thread?
My 3 year old reads Forbes. Is she a Conservative? Need therapist recommendation in Illinois.
Do I need to feed my pets kosher food?
Only if they are circumcised
Is it worth 10k for a Birkin when it takes so long to open it?
Are there co-ed Onsens?
I wouldn’t attend a non co-ed Onsen experience period. What’s the point?
Promoting this from @firstclassnerd:
Hypothetically, Bob the Builder applies to an Ivy League. What do you think will make his application look strong and interesting? Define a strong and competitive application profile.
^ good, GMT. Gave me this idea: “Chance me on successfully completing this heart transplant and I’ll chance back.”
Bob the Builder is typically dressed as a construction worker. Bob should leverage that powerful iconic image, as it is one of the archetypal characters of the band ‘The Village People’, and he should come out of the closet.
Bob’s EC highlights
- Composing the inspirational (if annoying) catch phrase: “Can we fix it? Yes, we can!"
- Donating time to build homeless shelters for underprivileged cartoon characters, like the dubious mutant scarecrow “Spud”.
Bob’s essay topic
Bob discusses how despite the initial impression that he is a Wonder Bread guy who just hangs out with his Wonder Bread friends (e.g., the androgynous Wendy, who also dresses like a construction worker from the Village People), Bob embraces diversity. He enjoys multi-cultural exchanges with his friends who are talking construction vehicles of different colors. There’s “Muck” the naughty red dump truck; “Lofty” the blue introverted crane; “Dizzy” the ADHD orange cement mixer, and “Scoop” the bada$$ yellow back-hoe (that’s hoe with an “e” in it).
Bob’s Rec Letter
Mr. Bernard Bentley, the Mayor of Sunflower Valley, writes Bob a glowing recommendation because Bob gives kickbacks to Mr. Bentley on Sunflower Valley construction contracts.
How do I report my talking tools are dependents on my FAFSA to lower my EFC?
Does @GMTPlus7 have too much time on his/her hands or is s/he stuck at an airport? Discuss.