I think @GMTPlus7 has an active imagination.
Guilty as charged: airport free wifi
It would be nice to earn airline miles with your posts.
Sugar Babies or Slo-pokes or Milkduds?
Discuss.
Should Galleons in the wizarding world be decimalized?
How do I keep my fillings and crowns from falling out when I eat Sugar Babies, Slo-pokes, or Milkduds?
Can your Sugar Daddy help you out? Pay for replacement fillings?
You should have eaten Jolly Ranger. Sugar babies are bad for you, Sugar daddies are much better.
I wonder how many Banana Slicers could have been purchased instead of this record-setting $222,000 pink crocodile with gold-and-diamond hardware Birkin Bag.
I wonder how many bananas you have to pay your giant bodyguards as you walk down the street carrying your $222,000 pink Birkin Bag?
My car has a dent. Does that mean I don’t care enough about car prestigiousity?
If u have a Harvard sticker on the car, no one will see the dent.
Just cover the dent with an Ivy League sticker… cheaper than repairing.
Milk Duds. End of discussion. 
Where can I find an Ivy League sticker big enough to cover my entire car?
movemetoo, multiple stickers will work better than one - as pictured in here:
http://www.stevelanderstoyota.com/blog/2015/may/20/how-to-remove-a-bumper-sticker-from-your-car.htm
WOW, I have obviously been doing that whole sticker thing wrong!
Again with the actual useful comments–what is it with you people?!
Two words- Baby Foot
I use too many exclamation points! After every, single post I feel the need to show my enthusiasm! And don’t get me started on my winky-face obsession! 
Is there a support group for me?! :-))))))