Why is this a thread?

Me toooooo!!! ;))

Thought of you guys today when I went to Sam’s Club and they were selling a watermelon slicer.

I read all about Sugar Daddies on CC - are you sure they are good for you? @DrGoogle

Madison, It depends if you need money or not?

How large is your KTEL record collection?

If u were a chimp, what would u cook?
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/chimps-mental-skills-cook-study-230355185.html

I wouldn’t cook…I’d order out on my smart phone like this clever fellow is attempting to do. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=606_1366687954. @GMTplus7

Monkey: “Hello, I would like to order a banana slicer, delivered to the zoo…”

That monkey probably be able to text and drive too while ordering a banana slicer en route to the zoo.

It’s not me-- It’s you.

“…please deliver it in a Crocodile Birkin bag”.

Trouble for the banana slicer market:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/there-might-be-no-saving-the-worlds-top-banana/ar-BBkF1sv

Where do I buy a “Save The Bananas” T-shirt?

From the link:

Interesting career choice.

“Will my love for bananas make me a standout for MIT? Should I start a banana club?”

I saw an entire bin full of folding banana hangers at the grocery store yesterday. They are made of yellow plastic. They were selling for $5.99 each. Is this a good price?

No one has responded to my post in the last hour and a half! I suspect everyone is out buying up folding banana hangers. Whom should I call to complain?

http://www.adweek.com/fishbowlny/files/2012/07/Screen-Shot-2012-07-18-at-1.03.48-PM.png

http://www.newyorker.com/from-the-desk-of-bob-mankoff/i-liked-the-kitty-part-ii

Although, in response to alh’s two recent posts, I have to say that I think that the pig complaining that he’s too short is quite funny! Maybe you have to be short to see it that way.