Why is this a thread?

While I am on the topic of complaining–today, Peter Sagal, the host of “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” lumped Severus Snape with Jabba the Hutt in a ad for this weekend’s show. Honestly! Didn’t he see the final movies? Or read the final book?

garland: Sorry if this is insufficiently pointless!

Does Bob the Builder eat bananas?

Ummmm …yes. Bananas are yellow. His hard hat is yellow. Isn’t it obvious?

QM–nah, you’re good. I think that was such an important point, it needed saying.

Hard bananas are green. Does Bob only like soft yellow ones?

More importantly, as a builder he owns tools, does he own a banana slicer?

Do they make a talking banana slicer?

What would it say?

“Yes, we have no bananas…we have no bananas today”…

If I use a baby name that sounds like men’s cologne, does that make me elite?

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-terrifying-features-japanese-toilets_p2/

Where can I buy a talking toilet? It must be safe to use since the talking feature is not listed as one of the 6 most terrifying Japanese toilet features.

Are you worry about talking toilet with artificial intelligent? You never know what you hear.

If I am ever in Japan, how can I avoid terrifying toilet situations?

“Is it safe to use the bathroom in Japan?”

No but what is the alternative?

What would you name your talking artificial intelligence toilet? The Toilenator? The Poopinator?

Yay!!! You guys win the thread! And what do our winners get!!! Why, it’s a banana splicing Poopinator, wrapped in this adorable Birkin bag.

Poopinator won!

Garland wins! For coming up with the thread. B-)

We’re ALL winners, and we ALL get the Participation Trophy!

What’s the best hammock color and style to buy for college?

http://www.smudailycampus.com/news/students-give-new-meaning-to-hanging-out-on-campus