OMG. Squatty Potty graphics is too much information!
Reminds me of the phone app “sit or squat” which helps locate the closest public restroom
It was literally years before I figured out I was facing the wrong direction while using an Asian squatty potty.
Warning: Do not use your banana slicer and squatty potty at the same time.
This popped up on my Facebook today: http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/western-pooping-bad-your-booty
If the airline offers me a choice of either a free movie or a free drink when my plane is delayed due to a pending storm, what should I do?
I think it depends on the time of day. If it’s anytime after 5:00 PM, I’d go with the drink. If it’s anytime before 5:00 PM, I’d go with the drink.
Watch the movie, then complain that you did not like the ending and demand a refund! Tell them that you will gladly accept a free drink as a form of compensation for watching this horrible, no good ending movie. 
Where can I buy pencils for left handed people?
Why do pencils smudge for left-handed people but not right-handed? That doesn’t seem fair.
Don’t forget the left-handed pencil sharpener!
Vacation stop on newspaper delivery, or ask neighbor to pick it up?
@BunsenBurner
You got me all excited w that website, but alas, no lefty pencils.
Bummer! And no pens, either?
“Why do pencils smudge for left-handed people but not right-handed?”
You have to write from right to left. Disregard all the C’s that professors keep giving you for getting smudge marks on their hands when they grade your papers. The lefty professors will understand and give you A’s just for being creative.
I know the answer. But as a lifelong lefty, I protest the whole system. (and almost no one gets A’s in my classes–I work at a tough school.)
Can lefties be Republican?
Should I sell a kidney to go to NYU?
I had a burrito for lunch. Can I say I’m Hispanic?