@gmtplus7 I thought it cost an arm and a leg.
I heard college admissions have affirmative action for lefties.
I’m right handed, but I sometimes switch the fork to the left hand to cut meat. So can I say I’m half lefty?
You are a leftie-on-demand. 
I’m left handed. Is that a hook?
I suffered because my high school required me to use my mouse with my right hand. Can I sue?
( Seriously, as a leftie teacher I have had to fight kids who want to move the mouse to their left hand. I have to convince them that they are finally at an advantage to use their right hand for the simple point and click and keep their agile hand available for note-taking, page turning, snacking, and phone checking…
Am i disadvantaged if i grew up using a Mac mouse w only one click button?
Half lefty = Hefty
I can mouse ambidextrously. Is that a hook?
Should I hide my life’s savings in a toaster oven or in a freezer?
I disguise my life savings to look like kindling and hide it in the fireplace. The rest of it is safe hidden in overdue library books.
I follow the example of my Depression era grandmama and hide the savings in an empty fruit cake tin in the freezer, where it will remain untouched for decades, just as hers did and earn almost as much interest as in the bank.
“Should I hide my life’s savings in a toaster oven or in a freezer?”
Toaster oven, of course! You would not want to have your assets frozen, would you?
Yeah, but w all the crazy volatility in the stock market lately, there’s something to be said about having the savings in cold, hard cash.
Why are they called training bras? What are they training?
My company is considering making a recruiting video. In the scene with the air kisses & glitter, should we blow blue glitter or gold glitter?
company colors, of course.
The glitter should match your bikinis! Duhhh!
(Trying to block mental image of company VPs in bikinis with glitter…). New thread: can I complain that I can never un-see something that I only saw in my imagination?
Should I open an Ashley Madison account using my corporate credit card, or using my personal joint-account credit card?
Am I the only one who didn’t know what vocal fry sounds like?