We had an au pair girl with a stripper name.
@dfbdfb – you have inspired me to start a new thread…! 
The problems with naming your daughter “Princess”.
Your daughter becomes a military officer and now is in command. They post your name outside your unit area.
Always got a kick when I saw the sign, “BN CDR - LTC Princess XXXXX” back in the day.
I always wonder if she made General.
It could be really, really interesting if she were in, say, the British military.
I have to go to Germany for 3 weeks in September, is it wrong to send a postcard to my kids when they are in college?
Putting a bottle of Midol under your bed sheets will eliminate menstrual cramps.
Reviving this thread with its original intent, as there are some threads recently of questionable purpose. A guy stopped a fight. Um… ok.
Just reread the first 28 pages of this wonderful, hilarious thread.
Don’t you have anything better to do, you may ask? No. I am vilely ill, and blowing my nose, coughing, and moaning all get old fast.
I’ve already inspected my throat for tonsiloliths and plan to order some Baby Feet, tout suite.
I’m happy to see this thread back also. I will have to go find some “why, just why?” threads…
Feel better soon, @Consolation!! >:D<
Well, I guess everyone has a reason for starting a thread. You never know when the most innocuous thing might spark a great discussion. I actually think THIS thread is unnecessary, LOL.
“Why is the ‘Why is this a thread?’ thread a thread?”
Or, possibly:
“Should there be a ‘Why is the “Why is this a thread?” thread a thread?’ thread”
@dfbdfb, #META
“Meta” is my middle name.
“Worst Middle Names”
“Moose.”
Worst middle name? Or a brilliant one?
A boy Named Sue: Potential Admission Strategy?
Best names for ice cream flavors