My DH laces his sneakers over the loops and I lace them under. Will this affect how the running shoes perform? Will our marriage survive? Are they called loops or eyes?
My son texted me because I upped the data on our cell phone plan! It wasn’t even my birthday! Do you think I should do that every week?
Do you mow your lawn with diagonal stripes or horizontal stripes?
Fingernails:how long is too long?
@Madison85 re Post #102: What about vertical stripes?
Right, of course!
Fingernails: how short is too short? @HotCanary 
Coke or Pepsi or coconut water?
Help! I can’t get my French press coffee maker to grind the coffee beans!
Are you ready for some backgammon??
I love backgammon games. I download a few more free games that I can play when I’m in the airplane. Pacman is another one. Haha but it’s not easy to drive with my finger than my hand.
I don’t have a belly button.
aprons
What sounds worse at 2 a.m., mating cats or mating foxes?
Dstark wins.
If I may offer a slight addition to @dstark:
I don’t have a belly button. Does that mean I’m adopted?
I am ashamed to admit I read this as a dirty joke. :">
If you knew me, @mathmom, you’d know I intended it as one.
My arms have a rash that is driving me crazy. Should I chop them off?
I knew that already.