Why is this a thread?

CCer on long hiatus now in danger of serious relapse

Thanks to all on this thread for the huge laughs. My eyes are wet with tears of laughter. Been away for a long while; got a little bored today and checked in. This thread reminds me of why I loved CC so much back in the day. Carry on!

I’m too out of shape to contribute, so will just enjoy.

Hi jmmom! Its just like the old sinners alley thread. Pull up a naugahyde seat and belly on up!

Whats another word for thesaurus?

Which side of the bed do you sleep on?

I prefer to think of it as the descendent of my meta-thread, but then I’m narcissistic that way.

Would starting a meta-thread be a good EC for Harvard?

Brown or Cornell as my safety?

Grad Gifts - Will a new car or breast implants make my DD more popular in college?

Neither, she should bring a vacuum cleaner, though.

Say Yes to the Dress: Kleinfeld’s or Atlanta?

Help! My child is in 8th grade. I’m so worried - what if he chooses Yale over Harvard and makes a lifelong mistake? Please tell me all the differences between the two schools so I can decide. Thanks!

Going to meet with financial aid staff, to appeal financial aid decision, and don’t feel comfortable without my Birkin bag.

The financial aid officer at my child’s school has been incredibly helpful in getting us extra aid and we are profoundly grateful. Should I get her a Birkin bag as a thank-you?

Should my spouse quit working so we can get more financial aid? Because right now our FAFSA EFC is more than COA but would drop $20k if spouse quits. Any downside other than no more Birkin bags?

I would actually like to have that mango pitter. I am horrified by the mess I make trying to deseed a mango. B-)

Should I have the mimosa or stick with straight champagne for Mother’s Day?

Happy Mother’s Day!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lvLdPjpELyU

A must-watch video for those who enjoy mangos!

@Consolation

http://www.forbes.com/sites/deborahljacobs/2013/09/19/how-to-buy-your-first-hermes-birkin/

At Easter brunch, my newly minted legal drinker asked the waitress “May I please have a Mimosa without the orange juice?”

:slight_smile:

Do you like Bloody Mary’s?