<li><p>Choosy moms choose Princeton - just ask alumother.</p></li>
<li><p>you’ll discover the amenities that make this place a tenuous mix of resort spa and minimum security prison.</p></li>
<li><p>Dean Malkiel did all her own stunts in “2 Fast 2 Furious”?</p></li>
<li><p>Princeton graduates are believed to directly or indirectly control 87 percent of the global economy, with the exception of philosophy majors, who can be found at key New Jersey Turnpike on-ramps holding cardboard signs reading, “will critique pure reason for food.” This is because they spend most of their time in college pondering questions like whether or not God could make a Thin Mint so thin not even he could sell it door-to-door, young one.</p></li>
<li><p>Princeton’s historic eating clubs, believed to deliver more spilled beer to shoes per square foot than any other buildings in the Northeast.</p></li>
<li><p>And so, prospective member of the Class of 2011, while you have your pick of America’s many excellent online universities, only if you choose Princeton will you receive Lou Bega’s unlisted home phone number.</p></li>
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<p>from an article in
<a href=“http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/archives/2007/04/13/news/18078.shtml[/url]”>http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/archives/2007/04/13/news/18078.shtml</a></p>