<p>I get a B? Please help me. Im so scared.</p>
<p>Yes. Your life will end. Your future is gone. Your parents will disown you. You will not find a job at Burger King and will be succumbed to a job at KFC. Then, you will meet the love of your life. You will attempt to woo her but she will reject you and will laugh at your face. Your landlord will take your apartment and you will be forced to be a hobo. A mythical creature will come and take you away. You will be teleported to Bel Air but will be kicked out. That is your life.</p>
<p>I will die if I am killed.</p>
<p>Duh. What type of stupid question is that? Of course you’ll die.</p>
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<p>That sounds pretty awesome, actually. So if you get a B, you become a mixture of a greek or Arabic hero and Will Smith?</p>
<p>Note to Warts: AMC was yesterday. Too important of a day not to go on. Plus, it’s a snow day.</p>
<p>A Centaur will come and eat you alive when you get a B. There. Is that enough of a motivation?</p>
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<p>Can I spank you?</p>
<p>Are you serious OP? Hmm…</p>
<p>^ are YOU serious?</p>
<p>Did you seriously revive this thread?</p>
<p>^,^^,^^^Why So Serious?</p>
<p>Sorry, couldn’t resist.</p>