This is exceptionally poorly written and has little basis in fact. W&M’s suicide rate is not one of the highest, just look it up.
As for professors, that’s just patently false. Not sure how long you were here, but three years in and I’ve never had a single class even vaguely similar to that (across at least 8 departments). Having studied at W&M, UVa, LSE, etc and have found W&M professors to be the most teaching just to teach.
I sincerely doubt you ever attended.