<p>Tell him that, if he doesn’t eat his peas, you’ll make him wear these:</p>
<p>[Sorel</a> Caribou Boots - Men’s at REI.com](<a href=“http://www.rei.com/product/674940?preferredSku=6749400096&cm_mmc=cse_froogle-_-datafeed-_-product-_-6749400096&mr:trackingCode=92352593-0494-DE11-93DB-0019B9C043EB&mr:referralID=NA]Sorel”>http://www.rei.com/product/674940?preferredSku=6749400096&cm_mmc=cse_froogle-_-datafeed-_-product-_-6749400096&mr:trackingCode=92352593-0494-DE11-93DB-0019B9C043EB&mr:referralID=NA)</p>
<p>The official snow boot of New Englanders. Tim the Toolman Taylor snow boots. Canadian, eh? They aren’t kidding about 40 below zero. These things are so waterproof and so warm that you don’t even have to wear socks in a blizzard and you can’t wait to take them off because your feet are so hot. They also weigh about 15 pounds each. </p>
<p>No college kid would be caught dead in real snow boots.</p>