<p>Post yours!</p>
<p>“If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.” Henry J. Tillman
“I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.” Will Rogers
“When I was 10 I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That’s what gave me the courage.” - Emo Philips</p>
<p>“Those who criticize our generation forgot who raised it…”
“Today I read an article on the dangers of drinking and smoking. Scared the s*** out of me. After today no more reading.”</p>
<p>This. Right. Here. Is. My. Swag.</p>
<p>“Are you a cashier?”
“no…”
“Then why are you checking me out?”
(used for weirdos staring at you) :P</p>
<p>^Lmao.</p>
<p>“It’s time to kick some ass and chew some gum. And I’m all out of gum.”</p>
<p>“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”</p>