<p>Well, I guess I have to admit it, painful as it is. I got a 35 on the ACT. Due to a 33 in Science. I have shamed my country and family, and because of my score America will fall behind the huns in science within my lifetime. There is only one honorable thing left to do.</p>
<p>So now comes YOUR part. YOU choose how I do it. Vote for your favorite option or provide your own. Should I:</p>
<p>1) Bury myself alive under my mountain of prep books?
2) Go in front of those Kaplan office and burn myself alive so they know that their tests are too easy and provide a false sense of confidence?
3) Build a tower of my prep books and jump off of it to my doom?
4) Call Kaplan and ask how many students have been satisfied with their suicide services, then call the Princeton Review and try and play them for a lower quote?
5) Drink energy drinks in front of the blue book until my liver collapses?
6) Take the aforementioned options and make a multiple choice test out of them?
7) Mummify myself in my practice essays?
8) Ask Barrons if I deserve to live (their answer keys are notoriously unreliable).
9) Buy McGraw Hill’s 5 Steps to a Nonexistence?
10) Buy Princeton Review’s Cracking Your Qualms With Nonexistence Exam?
11) Drown in my own tears over my ACT score?</p>
<p>I need votes and suggestions!</p>