Maybe Loewe is a relative of Lowe’s. And that stuff is meant to be worn for painting the house or rolling around on the floor while acting as a human swiffer mop.
Those mop coats are probably more or less “special order,” meaning there are only a few in each size are made. Someone with more dollars than brain cells buys stuff like that, wears once or twice to show off that they can afford it, and then it ends up on RealReal. 
Just like the lovely Dolce & Gabbana cat dresses.
https://www.therealreal.com/products/women/clothing/dresses/dolce-and-gabbana-2499515
My son likes to shop at Goodwill or Salvation army in rural resort areas. That’s where cheap and high quality meet. $4 for a thicker 90’s era cashmere sweater.
Some of these are bound to make the list here:
https://www.vogue.com/article/frankenstein-dress-fall-2018-marni-junya-watanabe-marine-serre
^^Help, my wardrobe has split personality!!! :))
^ The bride of Sasquatch???
With the matching boots, no less! https://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524447204154
Here is another boot option. The boots cost more than the dress, which was already ridiculously $$$$$
https://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374306644126&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524447204141&R=190617232564&P_name=Saint+Laurent&N=306644126&bmUID=m8.pDtf
^^ Someone really needs to shave more often.
Here’s another gem: https://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524447197203&site_refer=DFA_RMK_S5_CRITEO
And a bargain at just under $1000
Oh my… one can put 50% down on a few chosen pieces from the upcoming Prada collection.
https://www.modaoperandi.com/prada-fw18/
I think I’ll pass…
The junkie models are frightening. What parent would want their child to look like that in real life?
Some of those Prada models are clearly anorexic. 
They could just be 15 and very thin.
Wishful thinking:
The beach is as close as you cashmere sweater closet shelf.
@BunsenBurner , I would totally buy that cat dress. At a thrift shop or TJMaxx. For under $50. But I would absolutely wear it!
@jym626 , why those boots are just the thing for a certain line of work!
@Massmomm m- Are you referring to the Alexander Wang beauties in post # 609? I don’t even think hookers would wear those hideous things, even if the designer’s last name seems amusingly a’ propos 
Either one of the boots on #609 or #607 would work well with this outfit if you want to dress up this “dress” https://shop.nordstrom.com/s/junya-watanabe-interweave-geo-print-dress/4886111?origin=leftnav&page=3&top=72&cm_mmc=Linkshare--partner--15-_-1&siteId=QFGLnEolOWg-ECNC1CKLuTbzo9d57wZj9A
That dress looks like it came out of the anime convention! 