Worst Dressed: When Ugly AND Expensive Meet

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Hope they cleared any potential IP infringement issues with Crocs. B-)

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Those shoes look like something made for a cheap plastic doll!

And the dress! Maybe a pauper street girl costume from a re-envisioned production of Les Miz?

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“M’lord, methinks thy lost wall tapestry has been found.”
https://www.barneys.com/product/alberta-ferretti-garden-print-velvet-belted-blazer-505688572.html
To get the full effect of the outfit, click on “See all images.”

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It’s $2200 for the blazer alone.

Which wouldn’t be terribly horrible with black pants, but with those pants – shudder.

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Hey, my size - IT 42 - is still available for preorder! :smiley: What a hideous PJ set.

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Looks like a pajama set.

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Can’t leave the men out. I wonder what my husband would say if I got him these? Plus they’re on sale. https://www.neimanmarcus.com/Giuseppe-Zanotti-Men-s-Floral-Brocade-Velvet-Double-Bar-High-Top-Sneaker/prod201120340_cat46520795__/p.prod?icid=&searchType=EndecaDrivenCat&rte=%252Fcategory.service%253FitemId%253Dcat46520795%2526pageSize%253D30%2526No%253D0%2526Ns%253DMAX_PROMO_PRICE%257C1%2526refinements%253D&eItemId=prod201120340&xbcpath=cat000000_cat980731_cat46510751_cat46520795&cmCat=product

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I might actually like the blazer if the pattern wasn’t hideously and cheaply mismatched on the back. With solid pants, please.

Those shoes are simply dreadful.

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I know what my husband would say – “Where’s your matching pair?” :smiley:

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They look like they could be Donald Trump’s ski boots.

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Sadly, those sneakers are now only available in a size 17. What a shame.

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I just got an email from Neiman with the subject line “it is meant to be yours!” Pic of the ugly sneaker inside! WTH? Apparently, I was logged into my account when I clicked on the sneaker link. :)) Yeah, I am so buying those! Lol

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Mr. B wants to buy me these bad puppies for Mothers’ Day to keep me out of mom jeans. :slight_smile:

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5ae8ce81e4b00f70f0eccf26

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I want them, I want them!!

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Described as "relax fit” pants. =))

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Okay, it’s been a while since I’ve laughed out loud. “At least they have pockets”

They are a steal at $168.

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I laughed out loud, too!!! Oh my gosh.

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Here’s a dress and corset belt combo so you can celebrate May Day any day of the year.
https://www.neimanmarcus.com/Dolce-Gabbana-Long-Sleeve-Rainbow-Striped-Chiffon-Gown-and-Matching-Items/prod207680016/p.prod

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Together, it’s only $7,600. And you get free shipping!!

Actually, I kinda like the corset, but not over the dress. It would be cool on the right body (ie, 6’ 2", 102 lbs) with the right clothes underneath.

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With the corset, its channeling Disney’s Esmerelda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

It could be paired with this cape from the Met Gala:
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/lena-waithe-makes-powerful-statement-met-gala-rainbow-cape-n872371