At last, a solution to the age-old problem of excessive shoe, “What if my footwear covered even less?” Who doesn’t enjoy the luxury of stepping directly on gravel?
You know someone who owns a chain of nail salons suggested this. 
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Here is another gem!
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That craft camp has been busy.
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Perfect for the subway in the summer. Nice and cool.
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An ad for this item came up in my Facebook newsfeed. At first I thought it was a photo of horse hooves, but when I clicked on the ad, this is what appeared. I automatically thought of this cafe thread! https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/givenchy-leather-fringe-sandals-prod286830241
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Looks like a designer was running out of ideas. But wait! What if the shoe had bangs? (Fashion is fearless and dignity is optional.) These also remind me of a foot option someone posted upthread that could also replace your Roomba.
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It seems to me you could just make these by glueing plastic fringe to a pair of heeled sandals.
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The product description says: “These fringed sandals by Givenchy are sure to make a statement.” I’ll say! What statement? “I’m IN the Kentucky Derby? (not watching it)”
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The statement for most of these atrocities is, “I have more money (and an unresolved need for attention) than common sense.”
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I ran into this ad in the WSJ Magazine today and thought, well, that’s practical for running around midtown barefoot. So I checked the price - skirt is $8150 and shirt $4350. The furry tail purse is “price upon request.”
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Given that a classic Chanel bag is over $12k, the furry tail thing will be at least that much but likely significantly more! 
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Looks like the squirrel bag is a part of the whole collection! Metiers d’art aka “beanie babies for the one percenters”!
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Is she barefoot or is she wearing those almost-sandals upthread? Hard to tell. Perfect for dancing atop a taxi. And who hasn’t dreamed of drowning in plaid?
I’m definitely putting that giraffe purse on my wish list; my current purse isn’t tall enough.
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bag!
Finally, a purse that can look down on people as much as its owner. For those occasions when your outfit isn’t attracting quite enough unwanted attention.
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Actually, I love the fabrics in that skirt and blouse – I think the combination is wonderful.
But no, not for those prices!
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Yes, but you don’t have to wear the 1970’s drapes or bedspread.
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Scarlett O’Hara and Carol Burnett know how to do it on a budget! 
(Scarlett’s Gone with the Wind dress made out of draperies and Carol’s Went with the Wind sketch.)
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A classic sketch.
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